Fourth of July is coming, or has come, or has passed (depending on when you read this and where, depending on if this is the epublication or print version of this released in 2009). Now that we're trying to get back to doing comic reviews things hopefully we'll be on the up and up (hopefully), but for that we'll just have to wait and see what happens.
Well good news people, Eros2Go Issue One just went on sale some days ago over at my storefront at www.lulu.com, if you can go and pick up a copy! Issue Two should be out sometime this month
Just $0.99 for a download. OK? All you pay per issue is just $0.99! Not a great undertaking at all! Stay tuned here for link information (all you need to know will be provided so you can get a copy!)
I'm still presently looking for contributors for my title. Erotica fiction writers, article contributors, reviewers, and a person to write the erotic horoscope of the month, Contact me via email at firstname.lastname@example.org if you are interested.
Another note before we go further.
By the time this comes out I should be just about ready to publish Erotica@BBM.com Hentai Review Poppers 2006/2007 Print Edition (the last of the present Print Editions) with a fresh new cover by Joseph Olesco!
That means in October I'll have two Solo Editions, an Ecollection and a Print Edition of 2007's Erotica Fictions coming out. That's all (tune in this October for their releases)!
Otherwise you know the drill, both Solo Editions of both the Erotica Fictions and Hentai Review Poppers 2006 are now available
Now onto the reviews for the month.
Publisher : Eros Comix
Published in 2007
Score : 5 milky goodness sex fests out of 5
If you happen to have bought my Eros2Go Issue One download you'd notice the review starts off with a image of a woman pouring milk down her nude body in a provocative way. Sorry, the picture in that edition isn't exactly what this title had in mind when it said Milk Mama but… hmm… say, does anyone remember a time when you could hire a woman to do that and NOT be charged by the glass? Yeah, times have changed… so let's talk women whose milk does not originate from a carton over at the local supermarket.
This is, by the way, what we should have had more of when we were "treated" to Taboo District (Icarus Publishing), because it's not ONE, not TWO but THREE genres all at once!
Women whose tits "cum" milk? Check.
And, as a sidebar note, women who scream about their lovers getting their tits to "cum" milk? Check.
Women having incestual sex with loved ones? Check (and Taboo).
Women with large tits (though still not as large as in Blue Eyes)? Check.
Split into five eye opening feasts of sexual joy, you'll find that this title is not only all erotica but it's also got it's good points past that as well. Written well, drawn lusciously, and with that spark of lovable characters (with only one pair that draws my ire, and by pair I mean people and not… never mind, I'll get to that in a second) with sex that is actually hot hot hot (though a little irritating as well in two ways) this is well worth your time and effort to own!
That bastard Hiro! He reminds me of what's his name from Sex Friend! How he ended up getting the lucky end of the sexual partner lottery I have no idea, but as it turns out he's about to evolve an already hot kinky incest relationship with his milk producing mom into something greater!
To date he's been helping his mom by drinking her milk, which is kinky unto itself… that is until it goes too far and they move into the fucking and milking stage of their relationship. Now you'd think that'd be enough but somehow it just isn't… so after saving his mom from the rapist delivery man (who rapes her and then is threatened with death when her son catches him in the act) and a bit of sex in school and before you know it the last barrier between the two goes bye bye and a loving future as a happy couple awaits this newly created loving pair… only the story ends there and you don't see how their love blooms from this point forward. DAMMIT!!
This disappointment in relationship dynamics continues in the third story as two female friends learn to love each other as only lesbians can, complete with hot lesbian sex… then it turns out they're only bisexual and the second act ends with them dining on shy yet fully functional family manmeat and that blows away what should have been as good a story as Milk Mama (only with lesbians instead of straight sex mama/son).
Second story? Guy is jealous of his brother who married this hot women he's got feelings for… let's see how long that lasts when he ends up being a sex tool to satisfy said wife with his brother watching (after he finds out the brother he's jealous of can no longer perform his husbandly duties in bed). Yeah, sure, where's the love in that? Kinda bitter and sad if you really think about it, in that the only way he'll be near the woman he loves is to substitute for his older brother in bed and feed her deviant sexual desires (without any real love to comfort him).
Fourth story is all about finding hot sex with the Candy Shoppe girl (which is actually a story that seems to be more than meets the eye as you'll read more about in the afterwords by the author), and then one guy and two sisters and lots of sex (and a threesome too). Joy?
First off the pluses of this one.
Sex is unbelievably hot, and when the pairings work and things go well the sex works really really well. Solid writing, drawn beautifully with very hot sex scenes this title works really well… when the pairings work.
Hate the one lesbian couple that turns out to be bisexual. Really, did they need a mancock between them to be together? I don't think so!
Hate the second story about the younger brother who stands in for his older brother in bed with his brother's wife. Somehow I don't think he'll find any real love with her as she just seems to want to be fucked by him and not much else.
The first couple (mama and son and the many long drags of milk shared) is the best coupling of the title. A kinda distant second is the last two sets (though the title pair is the best pair).
But still… it got a perfect score and there's a few flaws?
Thing is this isn't a relationship romance book, it's a sex book, odds are you're here for the fucking (not the long term loving relationships formed between the pairs fucking each other). Sad, as a lot of my favorite 5 out of 5 titles had perfect couples in them, but at least the first couple was great (and then the fourth pairing with the girl from the Candy Shoppe), and while I don't like how it goes between the pseudo lesbians at least the first half of their story has that moment when they look like they'd be perfect for each other (never quite happens as I thought it would but still…)
Long story short (I know, too late) it's a hot piece of sex that, surprise surprise, does have some great couplings and solid writing/artwork that makes checking in for this one worth it.
No real standout lesbian erotica except for the one scene, and not all couples are created equal, but at the end of the day it's still a great book for you sex fans and should be in your collection. A 5 out of 5.
Original Bondage Fairies Volume Two
Publisher : Eros Comix
Published in 1993
Score : 4 Wishes for more Pfil on Pamila action out of 5
I've seen this here and there on the web, so I knew what I was getting into when I first reviewed this sometime back (Hentai Review Poppers, that review appearing later on in this issue). However it wasn't until it got a glowing recommendation by Small Favors' creator Colleen Coover (during an interview I did with her sometime ago) that I really dove into it… and I still need to finish it, which I will in future issues (promise).
But as for this issue I guess if there was something to be said about Bondage Fairies it's that Kondom is a damn good scribe of erotica, but I'm just not completely happy with his work all the time (this being one time).
After the glowing recommendation of New Bondage Fairies Volume One, and it's liberal lacing of lesbian erotica amongst it's girl on male micro animal slash insect slash water creatures I was ready to go on… too bad the title wouldn't be as much of a hit with me as before (but that doesn't mean I didn't like it, it just that I missed all the interaction between Pfil and Pamila which was so big in New Bondage Fairies Volume One (and only minor here).
Fairy sisters slash incest lovers with an axe to grind against Pfil have kidnapped her while Pfil is out doing a particular job (which just so happens to tie back into her kidnappers ironically enough), and has given her a powerful aphrodisiac (and what seems to be an undead fairy male to rape her… until somehow Pfil manages to bond with her captor to her advantage and manages to escape from the two crazed sisters (but not after much male/female sex, and flashbacks as to why the dominant female of this two sister pair doesn't seem to like Pfil all that much, even as she drives her easily manipulated sister into hating Pfil as much as she does). In the meantime Pamila is playing dodge the human/dog combo while searching the woods for Pfil (who she eventually is reunited with after Pfil escapes from her captors).
The two get a little lesbian nooky, their bond grows stronger after Pfil is taken to recover from her ordeal, and nothing but a bad end await for the lesbian incest pair. And that's the only story in this volume, unlike New Bondage Fairies Volume One which had several stories.
First the plus side.
Kondom draws hot and sexy like nobody's business, something only a fistful of Japanese creators got down pat to the point of a constant 5 out of 5 out of me. The creators of Blue Eyes, Innocence, and even the not so pretty artwork of La Blue Girl The Original Manga (he makes up for it by being innovative with his style and delivery -- that and the whole "grotesque erotica" slant he's known for), they're all up there (and a few more to boot) as series that really should be in your collection.
What keeps this from a 5 out of 5 is the singlemindedness of the story, and the total lack of lesbian erotica in it (which is just so beautiful in New Bondage Fairies Volume One). Sure, there are the weird two evil sisters, but their moments (in flashback and present) are so short and lacking that it's not even worth getting you even slightly hyped over it (and again they face a most horrid ending so you shouldn't get too attached to them in anycase).
OK. Just because there wasn't enough fairy pussy on fairy pussy it doesn't mean the title sucks, but…. Well, it's my thang so one point less for it's minimal appearance in this volume. Otherwise next time I review Bondage Fairies I'm sure we'll be hip deep in more Pfil on Pamila action and things will be back to being 5 out of 5 goodness.
Otherwise it's still Kondom, it's still solidly done, it's just not the Pfil and Pamila I was expecting. Love it still, but just not so much.
4 Pfils and Pamilas forever out of 5.
We wrap up the Summer of Erotica reviews with one more month of comic erotica!
Necron Volume 2 to 3
Let's see… freaky foreign bondage outfit scientist female and her undead Frankenstein's monster sextoy and the active (horrific at times) abuse of lesbians and women who should have been lesbians… let's give this corpse a lowball (and that's being overtly kind to this stinker)!
Skin Tight Orbit Volume 1
Wow! It's the first (and sadly to date only) erotica piece I mooched through
www.bookmooch.com that wasn't a pure prose erotica piece! Well… let's bask in this brief moment before the review comes in, and hope for the best.
If there's time (and word count) let's browse a recent release over at Adult on Demand on your cable provider's on demand channels, and see what happens when you edit together the sex scenes of a horde of 1 to 2 out of 5 substandard sex animes (with an occasional 3 or 4 out of 5 treasure hidden amongst the substandard fluff)… hint, you get two hours of drear with only the occasional noteworthy scene to speak of. Not good, but maybe it can at least avoid getting as low a score as Necron (maybe).
The Erotic Edge (Erotica for Couples) got delayed, will show up during the Fall review schedule (promise)! Otherwise that's that! Take care and we'll see you next time!