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"Everybody loves you when they are about to cum." --- Madonna

"When women go wrong. Men go right after them" ---Mae West

'There's something very awkward about women and their breasts because men look at them so much. Men love them, and I love that.' --Drew Barrymore

"Clinton Lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives. But he never forgets oral sex. No matter how bad it is." --- Barbara Bush

"I carried my Oscar to bed with me. My first and only three-way happened that night" ---Halle Berry

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." -- Sharon Stone

"I think it's great if a guy has a good sized package." -- Janet Jackson

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." --Billy Crystal

"Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast." --Woody Allen

"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural wholesome things that money can buy." --Tom Clancy

"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damned good." ---Drew Carey

"You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by an attractive middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for, later in life." --Elmo Phillips

"See, the problem is that God gave men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time"--Robin Williams

"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful" --- Robert De Niro

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand!" --Woody Allen

"Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly." - Mae West

"Give a man a free hand... and he'll run it all over you ." - Mae West

"Any idiot can get laid when they're famous. That's easy. It's getting laid when you're not famous that takes talent." - KEVIN BACON

"The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less." --Brendan Francis.

"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant." --Henry Miller

"S&M sex can be misinterpreted as violence. It's really about trust. I like to push boundaries, both emotional and sexual, with another person. That's when I've felt the sexiest. I've been in both submissive and dominant roles because I want more"--Angelina Jolie

"Sex is part of nature. I go along with nature." Marilyn Monroe"

"If you control someone's sexuality, you control them completely." ~ Dr. Ted McIlvenna

"Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love." --Woody Allen

"A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp."--Joan Rivers

A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't. --- Anonymous

"Let me not to the marriage of true minds Admit impediments: love is not love Which alters when it alteration finds." --- William Shakespeare, Sonnet cxvi

"I have always thought that candy is the sex of childhood. It's the thing you think about a lot, because you aren't allowed to have it. It's replaced by sex in your adolescence. The same kind of plotting, secretiveness, the same kind of parental disapproval. And then you get to an age where you would just as soon have candy again..." -- Franz Lebowitz

"All lovers swear more performance than they are able." -- William Shakespeare, Troilus and Cressida

"Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best." -- Woody Allen

"Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it..." - Woody Allen

"I have never liked sex. I do not think I ever will. It seems just the opposite of love." --Marilyn Monroe

"There will be sex after death, we just will not be able to feel it..." --Lily Tomlin

"It is better to be looked over than overlooked." -- Mae West

When I'm good I'm very, very good but when I'm bad I'm better --Mae West

"Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them" -- Steve Martin

"There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex." --Billy Joel

"The sweetest women can be turned into a shrew by a man if he excites her but does not fulfill her. To tame her and to bring her back to sweetness he must make love to her and bring forth her pleasures, and she will turn immediately as night changes to day . . . She will then become a good wife, a good companion, a good mother, and a good human being..." -Haroun Al Makhzoumi, The Fountain of Pleasure

"Sex is more than an act of pleasure, its' the ability to be able to feel so close to a person, so connected, so comfortable that it's almost breathtaking to the point you feel you can't take it. And at this moment you're a part of them." - Author Unknown

"There is good sex and there is bad sex but chocolate is always chocolate." -Author Unknown

"Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got."--Sophia Loren

"Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions"-- Woody Allen

"Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they need to run free until they find someone just as wild to run with them." -- Carrie, Sex and the City

“Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought of other things if you did.” --James Arthur Baldwin

"If you enter this world knowing you are loved and you leave this world knowing the same, then everything that happens in between can be dealt with" --Michael Jackson (RIP 1958-2009)

"Sex is a natural function. You can't make it happen, but you can teach people to let it happen." -- Dr. William H. Masters

Is it not strange that desire should so many years outlive performance -- William Shakespeare

Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.--- Karl Marx

"The decision to kiss for the first time is the most crucial in any love story. It changes the relationship of two people much more strongly than even the final surrender; because this kiss already has within it that surrender." -- Emil Ludwig (famous biographer)

Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant." --Henry Miller, American Author

"Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer…" -- Swami X

Sex and death, they're different but the same. To reach that final moment, that climax, you gotta give up control of your body and soul..

Sex and death, they're different but the same. To reach that final moment, that climax, you gotta give up control of your body and soul... (author unknown)

"Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable" --Lord Chesterfield