by Pause Reflect Move Forward Copyright ©2026 She asked me to come over and sit on her face the 1st night we spoke on the phone I went But I didn’t I seduced her with my awkwardness that evening on her decked-out patio filled with memories of girlfriends past When I invited her over to my place She leaned down and put her head on my shoulder And said, “I’m a mess” Then? I was too Thought to myself, "Immediate red flag" After I railed her with the large purple eggplant-